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The complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir

A furious letter about substandard copper, written in cuneiform around 1750 BC, adopted by the internet as one of its own.

You might remember it as Ea-nasir copper complaint

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What this was

A clay tablet about eleven centimetres high, excavated at Ur and held by the British Museum. In Akkadian cuneiform, a customer named Nanni tells a copper merchant called Ea-nāṣir exactly what he thinks of the goods delivered, the treatment of his servant, and the contempt he has been shown. Guinness recognises it as the oldest known customer complaint.

It first appeared in 2018, during the platform era.

The internet did not adopt it because it is old. It adopted it because it is *familiar* — the register, the escalation and the specific injured dignity are identical to a modern one-star review, and reading a stranger's fury across thirty-seven centuries turns out to be genuinely funny and slightly moving at once. Ea-nāṣir has since acquired an online reputation as history's worst businessman.

The tablet became a fixture of internet humour from around 2018, with a substantial body of jokes, merchandise and fan fiction, and museum staff have remarked on visitors arriving specifically to see it. It went on loan to the Zayed National Museum in Abu Dhabi in 2025.

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A clay tablet about eleven centimetres high, excavated at Ur and held by the British Museum. In Akkadian cuneiform, a customer named Nanni tells a copper merchant called Ea-nāṣir exactly what he thinks of the goods delivered, the treatment of his servant, and the contempt he has been shown. Guinness recognises it as the oldest known customer complaint.
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